Hey bald eagles! What do you get when you mix…
1 bar stool
320 grit sandpaper
1 vacuum
1.5 Shiner Bock
A spidermen movie (the lame one with the black suit)
Late pre-holiday night
Snoring boy and hound on sofas
1 serger
2 old Ikea pillows
a dropcloth
a yard of grey ticking
This!
Have a safe and happy fourth of July. If you’re in the US. If you’re not, especially if you’re in the UK, have a safe and happy regular day. And think hard about what you can do better next time to avoid losing the possession of a whole country that will go on to invent the iPhone. Just think of it.
Last time I looked, a Brit was responsible for the iconic design of apple products. We’ve lost so many countries – we’re pretty good at it. We’ve clung onto Gibraltar and the Falklands so all’s okay.