Weekend Report
Morning meerkats! I enjoy your natural curiosity. And your willingness to attack the youngsters if they are annoying you. Pressed for time, and yet missing all ya’ll, I thought we’d play a game of lameball, wherein I rushed around the house snapping photos...
On the difficulties of wearing boots when endowed with ‘curvy’ calves…
Good morning, you freakish fowls of non-nature, bred to have XL-sized legs, all the better for, um. Perhaps this is something you should discuss with your Gold’n Plump representative…. Let’s talk boots, shall we? The leaves are falling and the wind...
Bracelets. Loving them and getting them on my man-sized hands…
Good morning you orangutans with your freakishly giant hands. I have them too. They aren’t big enough to palm a basketball or anything, but they’re too big to fit into a lot of the bracelets available at my favorite retail establishments. Let’s...
Tutorial: How to make a simple zippered bag
Greetings squirrels! It’s getting to that time of year where you rascally types begin excavating our mulch, hiding away your treasures to tide you over for the long, cold winter. This year, I thought I’d provide a quick tutorial to make a simple, zippered...about patty
Hi there! I’m Patty. I’m a writer, maker and creative entrepreneur.
